On the pursuit of happiness...

askinnyblackman:

jordantypefont:

This is so clever. Or maybe it’s just the English major in me that gets it.

yes. it’s only you, the english major who gets it
not the 200,000 other people who’ve also seen it

k4tdaley:

unf

scarsofmydepression:

imnotanelfionlydressthatgay:

squidgys-ovaries:

h0meawayfromhere:

istolealexgaskarthsvirginity:

thereisaworldinsideofme:

my eyes go straight to the kid in the front row slapping the bar instead of clapping
AWHHH YAH SMELLS LIKE WARPED TOUR.

i absolutely love crowd pictures

does anyone see the monkey head or

ok this is my last post tonight guise
i might be back later

what is that
is that fucking donkey kong

I’m pretty sure that’s donkey kong…

me after every conversation: why the fuck did i say that

When someone is sassy to you

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: lifethroughsherlock, via naturefeel-x)

Sometimes I have self esteem but then I see a person

(Source: bilboh, via cas-is-in-deans-ass)

screams:

I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%

screams:

I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

(via cloudy-constellations)